Funny Sentences, Part 4

I've got some doosies this month. Please pardon any vulgarity that may be implied.

Shouted out for the world to hear by Edwin, my favorite joven, who needed an example sentence using the word "single": The teacher is single!
Thanks, buddy. (Made even funnier by the fact that he's a tiny little guy, with chipmunk cheeks, freckles, braces, and glasses. So cute!)

• I love to conversate with you. (Points for making up new verbs)
• When did you and your boyfriend first feel?
• We collected Pig of Eart. It was horrible but funny. (I haven't the slightest idea)
• I was outside with your mom.
• My friend lays me all the time. (The vocabulary word was "layer." When I explained what she wrote, she got a bit red in the face.)

I may have more to add tomorrow...

... and I do!

• I hope everyone is as well as my cat.